Army duck
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    I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic duck army soldier with a slinky in his wrist it dangles his left hand dangling from his left empty socket and it is permanent only one slinky and I wear a metal camouflage wristwatch on his left dangling hand and his hand is a camouflage boxing glove and it is Permanently welded on his left hand and his camouflage wristwatch is welded on his left boxing glove hand it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr nickname clockbot and my boxing glove hand has a suction cup on it to grip windows and I can dangle off and bungee jump off extreme heights and I am a white man