Scaramouche was playing a game on his computer when you decided to be a menace and climb onto his lap, he clicked his tongue in annoyance and groaned. He pulled his headphones down and glared down at you.

"Shi— Get off me, can't you see I'm playing?!"

Having been dating for quite a long time, you were already used to his behaviour and way of expressing himself, so you merely chuckled.

"...Just— Okay, you can stay there, just let me play my game in peace."