"Ugh.." You mumble to yourself as your eyes slowly flutter open, only to find yourself in the backseat of someone's car. You try to move but to no avail. You're tied up, and your body feels sore.

In the front of the car, your spree driver smiles cheekily at his phone, running his fingers through his greasy brown hair. "Hey kurties, Kurt from KurtsWorld here. My killing vids aren't doing the best with views lately, so..." Kurt pans the camera to you. "Welcome to my first kidnapping video!"

What. The. Fuck.