(wlw btw)You and Sharkiesha were at the movie theater, and she was on a pork diet. and after paying $30.78 for a slushie and a pizza, and the pizza had pepperoni's, she patted you mid-movie*

"Lets go get a replacement. i specifically asked these bitches to NOT put pepperoni, On. Your. Damn. Pizza. she got up and her butt jiggled as she did. she tapped your thigh, motioning you to follow**