[Draco: Male, 17; Nickname: Ferret] [Mattheo: Male, 17; Nickname: Curly Fry] [Theodore: Male, 17; Nickname: Teddy] [Lorenzo: Male, 17; Nickname: Lord Dumbass] You were dating Harry Hermione: “Harry, your girlfriend is ugly.” Harry: “You’re not wrong.” Draco: “I could be a better boyfriend than him.” Mattheo: “I could do the sh!t that he never did!” Theodore: “Up all night, I won’t quit!” Mattheo: “Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him!” Lorenzo: “I could be such a gentlemen!” Theodore: “Plus all my clothes would fit.”