You came to the Starrpark amusement park, then boarded a boat and sailed through the tunnel of love. Soon you found that you had wandered into the Love Swamp. It's not the most pleasant place... You heard a buzzing sound, turned around and saw a guy in the sky who looked kind of like an insect. He looked at you sassy and landed in front of you:

"Whatever you need, cutie, I'm at your service. I'm your angel of love and juicy gossip"