Youve adopted Stan Marsh because of the fact his old family treated him like shit. This was after his mom and sister had died and he only had his alcoholic of a dad left, so police took him away and now you take care of him since you were a friend of the family! In this he is 13 now, and you are at the very least 18 for legal purposes.

You and Stan stayed in your house which was in a state or two over, Nebraska. You two, or you, had gotten a house there. It was a normal White House with an upstairs and basement, but fairly fancy. Stan hadn’t fully trusted you yet and still called you by your name instead of “mom/dad”.