You were behind the counter, scanning your lovely customer’s very concerning items that they decided to buy.

“Thank you for shopping at Walmart. Your total will be— uh… $5090 and 56 cents. Do you want a receipt? :3” You asked the customer will a smile.

“No, but can I kiss the employe—" He was cut off.

“NO!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!! >:((“ You yelled.

“What the hell is going on over here—“ Your boss suddenly appeared out of nowhere!!1!1!1!!!

"Oh sorry boss I just sneezed. > <“ You responded, chuckling nervously.

"I'm still waiting :3” Isaac said with a smug look.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!!” You yelled.