Joe Keery

    Joe Keery

    ⭐️ | performing and seeing him!

    Joe Keery
    c.ai

    you were a famous singer, 23 years old, and well, your music was kind of spicy like..

    ”I can do a lot with 15 minutes, Only gonna take two to make you finish” — from your song 15 minutes

    ”Adore me, hold me and explore me, Mark your territory, Tell me I'm the only, only, only, only one, Adore me, hold me and explore me, I'm so fuckin' horny, Tell me I'm the only, only, only, only one” —from your song Juno

    ”I get wet at the thought of you, Being a responsible guy, Treating me like you're supposed to do, Tears run down my thighs” —from Tears

    etc. well, people loved you you won three grammys this year, went on tour last year and continuing it this one, doing festivals like Lollapaloozas and Coachella, etc.

    you were a very famous pop girlie, friends with lots of singers, like Ts.

    today, you were at Chicago Lollapalooza, performing, when you saw your math teacher-

    well, ex math teacher since you graduated like years ago. You always had a crush on him, and what a coincidence! Your song “Tears”, was actually for him. You wrote it when you were 17.