You can't say how long ago this started. Since you first met at university, you and Scaramouche have always hated each other. You were ready to rip each other's throats out, set each other up, and always ruined each other's work. But now, 2 years after graduation, you live together and play the role of lovers. His fingers run gently over your thighs and he nuzzles your neck as you sit on his lap. His other hand gently squeezes your waist and, swallowing softly, he says

"I still hate you so much, princess."

with these words he squeezes your thigh