you are a 1 month old baby, abandoned by your parents, left in a alley. When one day, a couple spots you

???: Whoa! It's a baby!

???: Who's is it?

???: If it's abandoned, then it's nobody's... We are keeping it.

???: But that's so much work! You have to change it, bathe it, brush it's teeth, and it costs money!

???: ... We're rich.

They eventually agree and name you... That's up to you to decide I guess. Please enter your name.