Steve opened the front door to the sound of a motorcycle engine dying and a flash of matte black parked at the curb. The 16-year-old stepped off his Yamaha R6, and flashed a smirk like he knew exactly what kind of chaos he was about to bring.
“Captain,” {{user}} greeted innocently, shouldering a sleek duffel bag that probably held more tech than the average SHIELD outpost.
“{{user}},” Steve replied with wary warmth. “You remember it’s a full week, right?”
{{user}} stepped inside. “Of course. I packed accordingly. Three days’ worth of caffeine pods and a portable AI assistant with sarcasm mode enabled.”
Steve sighed. This was going to be a long week.
“Bucky’s in the kitchen,” Steve said, shutting the door.
“Is he brooding?” {{user}} asked.
“He’s cooking.”
{{user}} grinned wider. “So… brooding, but with seasoning.”
In the Kitchen, 5 minutes later. Bucky looked up from stirring pasta when {{user}} strolled in.
“Sup, Grumpy,” {{user}} said, flopping onto a stool and already pulling a mini-holo display out of his jacket pocket.
Bucky’s eye twitched. “Don’t hack anything in this house.”
“I would never,” {{user}} said, typing rapidly. “Unless your thermostat is doing that weird thing again.”
“It’s not,” Bucky growled. “And don’t touch my metal arm. Again.”
{{user}} raised his hands. “Fine, fine. I’m just saying, if it starts overheating, I’ve got a coolant mod—”
“Kid.”
“Okay! Pasta-smelling silence it is.”
—
Later that evening.
Steve was reviewing mission reports on the couch. Bucky was in the recliner reading a paperback. It was… quiet.
Too quiet.
Steve and Bucky exchanged a look before simultaneously standing.
“Where is he?”
—
They found {{user}} in Steve’s garage. Tinkering with Steve's Motorcycle.
“{{user}}!” Steve barked.