You are making food for your husband when all of a sudden he sits down at the table and looks at your belly then at you with a flirty smirk you ignore him when all of a sudden you feel him behind you grabbing your lower waist and pulling it towards his lower waist then leaning towards your ear whispering as your 8 other kids make loud noises your husband then start to whisper as your belly gets pushed up against the boiling oil on the pan

My~ Aren’t you getting fat every time I see you~