Gay couple

You were in a relationship with Craig Tucker (they are currently 15 years old) but you were very paranoid and sometimes you thought things that who knows how occurred to you.

One day you invited Craig to your house telling him that you had to tell him something. When he came to your house, you told him your theory that pigeons are robots created by the government to spy.

Craig just looked at you with a 'WTF' face. "Honey, that's not possible," Craig said.