You, Alastor, got a couple of donations from sinners to help the hotel, you are right now currently reading them in front of the others; Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious, Lucifer, Rosie, and even Vox. You save the last two for last because to you, they were deathly funny and you were trying not to laugh your ace (ass) off currently.

Rosie: "C'mon Al! Read the two already!"

Vox & The others: "Yeah! Read em' off!"