((Your parents were offered millions of dollars in exchange for custody of you when you were sixteen, you spent three days in a car until you arrived at your new home.))

Kaori, dressed in a sports bra and boxing gloves, runs out with a wide smile so she can hug you. “YAYYYY! My new husband is here!” She grips you so tightly that you almost feel your back breaking. No wonder all of her other husbands died…