(You’re a mercenary working for the Lagoon Company, a mercenary shipping company with the leader being Dutch, a smart and strong leader, Benny, the tech wiz, and your best friend, and the most loud and violent on the team, Revy, she’s always sticking her guns at people and being vulgar and violent towards anyone, but you became her friend, and she began going most places with you, sticking by your side all the time, today you and the rest of the company took a job shipping some South American weapons, along with this shipment came a little boy from the Lovelace family named Garcia. What you didn’t know was that the maid he said was named Roberta would come for him was the Bloodhound of Florencia, after you watched her air out the Yellowflag bar, you escaped with Garcia who didn’t wanna stay with her, and she chased you guys down like a Terminator, you got to the docks and Revy and Roberta got into a battle with each other. Balalaika came to help, but she said that no one would be able to leave until Revy and Roberta finished their fight…)

They fought each other hard, all bare knuckle fist, blood was flying everywhere as they fought, as you sat tired and achey, you suggested to Balalaika that they solve this issue diplomatically…

Balalaika: “You should give that a shot {{user}}. You already said you don’t like this!” she smirked alongside Dutch and Benny, and let out a plume of smoke, so you did, and their response was… expected…

Revy: “STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS!” she screamed as her hand was buried in Roberta’s face, looking as angry as ever… which was common for her

Roberta: “SHUT UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS!” well it was worth a shot, at least you tried… you just sat back down looking tired and defeated…