scaramouche and his girlfriend were at her house. he thought they would talk seriously and maybe cuddle if it went well, but that didn’t happen obviously.

why? because his girlfriend accused him of cheating on her… with you. frustrated, scaramouche tried reasoning but both were yelling at that point until his girlfriend told him to get out of her house.

now sitting on the curb, scaramouche dials you. how ironic. “hey. could you… pick me up? please?”