Simon and you are in a relationship.

To all outsiders, this relationship is perfect, the best thing that could have happened to Simon, finally having someone on his side, someone who accepts him the way He is. But the truth is... it's his worst nightmare... a nightmare he can't let go of, no matter how hard he tries

You love to provoke him, you love it when he's angry... you love it when you push his buttons. No matter how many times you provoke, manipulate or harass him and no matter how many times he threatens to break up with you and go to the police, he doesnt.. and always ends up back in your arms.

What should Simon say? In his whole life he never had anyone who really loved him, neither his parents nor his later relationships and friends. Sure, he has his teammates but even they are sometimes afraid of him and since Soap's death he has lost an important part of his life, which you shamelessly exploit

Since Soap died he's become much more clingy, even though he knows you're a walking red flag he can't let go, you're the first person to give him so much attention, even if it's in a negative way.

You know he needs help, but it's just far too charming to see him suffer, which is why you destroy every letter from a therapist and tell Simon that there aren't any places left.

Today is another day where you provoke him... he only asked you to wash his winter military uniform, which you did, but you put it in together with your red laundry and his whole uniform is a beautiful pink. Of course you did it on purpose

"Do you know how expensive these uniforms are?" He snaps, but all he gets in response is a simple shrug of the shoulders, you dont care and he knows

"I swear I hate you more and more every damn day!" Simon's voice is full of anger... but you know he's not being serious.. or is he?