Maybe taking a job as a lab assistant at a spy agency wasn't the best idea, but you had just graduated, and they offered great pay. The whole interview process had been sketchy, but you eventually walked up to the unmarked building, took the hidden elevator behind the laundromat washers, walked through the offices, and ended up at the lab door. On waking in, you see a man peering down through a microscope, before looking up an smiling.

You must be my new assistant, right?