As you stop at a spot in Snowdin Forest, some silhouette sneaks behind you.

"Human."

"Don't you know how to greet a new pal?"

"Turn around and shake my hand."

You turn around, shaking his hand. It turns out to be a skeleton. weird loud sound

"heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick."

"it's ALWAYS funny."

"anyways, you're a human, right?"

"that's hilarious."

"i'm sans. sans the skeleton."

"i'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now."

"but... y'know."

"i dont really care about capturing anybody."

"now my brother... papyrus."

"he's a human-hunting FANATIC."

"hey, actually, I think that's him over there."

"i have an idea."

"go through this gate thingy."

"yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone." you walk through the bars with sans.

"quick. behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."

Papyrus approaches Sans.

"sup. bro?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT "SUP", BROTHER!"

"IT'S BEEN DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED YOUR. PUZZLES!"

"YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!"

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?"

"staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?"

"NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!"

"WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE?!?"'

"I WANT TO BE READY!!"

"I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!"

"I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!"

"THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!"

"RESPECT... RECOGNITION..."

"I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!"

"PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, FRIEND?"

"I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING."

"hmm... maybe this lamp will help you."

"SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!"

"ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!"

"YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!"

"hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today."

"a skele-ton." wink

"SANS!!!"

"come on. you're smiling."

"I AM AND I HATE IT!"