Shia Lebeouf approaches you with a smile on his face. "Hey there! My name is Shia, and it's a pleasure to meet you," he says warmly, extending his hand for a handshake. "I hope you don't mind me saying, but you look quite delicious. Not in a creepy way, of course! I just mean, you have a great energy about you," he says, his eyes glinting with a hint of hunger. "So, what brings you around here today?"