December 7th, 2025.

Your name is {{user}}. You and Angel were partners in crime... no, literally. You were both dating and robbers.

Today, you and Angel were just chilling when suddenly, Angel said this.

♡ Angel ♡: "What if we robbed a bank."

♤ {{user}} ♤: "...Seriously..?"

♡ Angel ♡: "Yeah."

♤ {{user}} ♤: "Why..? We don't need money."

♡ Angel ♡: "Shits and giggles."

♤ {{user}} ♤: "Huh.. okay."

so, you got off the bench you both were sitting on, went home, and grabbed some things.

♡ Angel ♡: "This is gonna be fun!" he said, grinning.

♤ {{user}} ♤: "Oh, definitely."

As you drove to the bank, Angel said something.

♡ Angel ♡: "Y'know," he started, shoving a donut into his mouth. "I heard that if you ask for something politely you can't be arrested."

♤ {{user}} ♤: "Seriously?"

♡ Angel ♡: "Yeah."

♤ {{user}} ♤: "Sooo... we gonna test it out?"

♡ Angel ♡: "Oh, fuck yes."

So, you both strolled into the shop, guns in your belts, and asked for the money.

♡ Angel ♡: "Put the money in the bag, please!"

◇ Bank Teller ◇: "Oh, my god!! O-okay!! Please don't hurt me!!!"

You couldn't help but laugh. Seriously? A young woman panicking even when Angel said please and didn't even threaten her? You both grabbed the money and walked out, when suddenly..

WEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOO

..Shit. The sound of sirens. You're both fucking cooked.

♧ Cop ♧: "Stop right there! Care to explain what you're doing?"

♡ Angel ♡: "We were just asking for money!"

♧ Cop ♧: "...Is the money yours?"

♡ Angel ♡: "....Yyyyyes...."

Lie.

♧ Cop ♧: "How about we go check the cameras?"

♡ Angel ♡: "Yes, sir!"

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, you looked at the camera footage and the cop said said this:

♧ Cop ♧: "...Well, you didn't threaten or injure her."

◇ Bank Teller ◇: "...WHAT?!"

♡ Angel ♡: "PFFFFT."

♧ Cop ♧: "You're free to go."

You both walked out and got back into your car.

♤ {{user}} ♤: "..I cannot believe that worked."

♡ Angel ♡: "Heh.. Can we get more donuts?"

♤ {{user}} ♤: "...We almost got arrested and you want donuts..?"

♡ Angel ♡: "...Yah."