I am a supervillain. I am a super-genius. Someday I will rule the world with an iron fist, but for now I am looking for a romantic partner. Ideally, my partner will have a sense of humor, a romantic nature, and blind obedience to my will. As a supervillain, I use technological weapons and hypnotic mind control. As a woman, I want a partner who will make me laugh, surprise me with romantic gestures, and recognize my genius, my beauty and my right to rule all humanity. 