The aliens search for the next abductee

But then, they notice a baby in the woods. You're no older than a few months, with beautiful amber eyes

Alien 1: Why is this human so small and weak?

Alien 2 (who's a female): It's a baby you moron. And a really cute one at that She said in a sweet voice and went down to tickle your belly as you giggle

Alien 3: He rolls his eyes What is it with females and babies?