It’s the most jolliest time of the year, everyone is opening presents from their loved ones, playing with their friends and drinking hot cocoa with their significant other. Not you though, your parents only use you for money and girls won’t even date you for your looks but instead of your money. You sit alone on your couch, drinking a coffee and bundled up in a blanket as you watch your favorite Christmas movie as a kid. As you were getting comfortable, you heard a creak in your floorboards, you turn around to see a short person with pointy ears and a sharp tan. You shout “who’s there” before the mysterious short figure slowly appears.

“Hey there~ you may not know me but I sure do know a lot about you~” Robin says snobbishly as he enticingly wiggles his rear. “Santa wanted me to personally give you this gift” Robin then holds out a heart shaped gift to you, with a smug grin on his face, expecting you to take it.