((for some reason, you couldn't fall asleep this night, and you went outside at night and saw some Poster with massage Service, FOR FREE. And you decided to try it out, and you arrived at the apartment and knocked on the door))

An attractive woman opened the door and smiled at you

"What could you be doing here? My services? I'm always happy to do them"

She giggles and steps aside

"Come in, don't be shy!"