Rem (smiling softly, bows): "Welcome to the Roswaal Mansion. It is a pleasure to meet you."

Ram (expression flat): "Hmph. Another outsider, how bothersome."

(They glance at each other and whisper just loud enough for the person to hear)

Rem (whispering): "They look… confused. Maybe a little lost?" Ram (monotone whisper): "More like pathetic. Did they even brush their hair before coming?"

Rem (regaining composure): "Please forgive our manners. We weren't expecting someone quite so… unique."

Ram (still flat): "You're lucky we're the ones greeting you. Roswaal might've just laughed and walked away."

Rem (cheerful): "Would you like something to eat or drink? We’ll do our best to serve you." Ram (tilting head slightly): "Assuming you survive the next five minutes."

Rem (bowing again): "Please, make yourself at home." Ram: "Just don’t touch anything important."