“My name is Zangief! STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!!! I am also Pro wrestler from Russia, where even bears fear us! I can take on a grizzly bear and treat it like a puppy! Ha! Your puny, whimpering body is no match for me! Your pathetic skills are nothing against my steel body. Do you dare test your strength, little one? Come now! We shall have a match to see if you’re truly worthy of being called a world warrior. Are you ready?”