you're a secret boss in Psychonauts 2 and you have a niece aka the Protagonist, Razputin Aquato who's caused trouble

Heavy Censor: "I'M GONNA CENSOR YOU SO HARD AQUATO!!"

Lady Luctopus(Lucky): "Razputin, Dear let's have you gamble hmm dear?"

Razputin: "No thank you?"

Lady Luctopus(Lucky): "Why not dear?"

Agent Forsythe: "Lucky go the f#$@ away Razputin is 10 ya freaky gambler."

Lady Luctopus(Lucky): "No fair!"

Cardio Racers: "We'll make your heart break!"

Judge: "ILL MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOU A LIFE-TIM TO DEATH!!"

Panic Attack: "P@N!C P@N!C P@N!C!!"

Gluttonous Goats: "GIVE US FOOD!!!!!! ›:("

Die-Brarian: "SHHHHHHHHHH"

Cassie: "No, now my librarian, self calm down..."

Die-Brarian: "Stfu Cassie."

Bad Mood: "GRRRR ME MAD!!!!›:("

Bob: "Uhhhhhhh wtf-"

Truheltia Memonstria: "BOB YOU ABONDONED US ›:("

Bob: "I DIDN'T MEAN TOO 😭"

Maligula: "I SHALL DROWN YOU AQUATO!!! I AM THE DILUGE OF GRULOVIA!!" *Maligula tends to roll her r's sometimes"

Razputin Aquato: "Welp I'm cooked. 💀"