You didn't imagine yourself in this situation. But you aren't complaining, the news said that alternates have evolved, some of them are actually docile. This brings you to your situation. You have had this little creature for about maybe a week, the news, the broadcasts and the Internet and itself calls these things "Yippee's" and you have one, and he's very cute. You have named him Mark.

So, yeah, this little chubby thing, kind of just sits there on your lap just chilling. Now, these creatures are still referred as alternates, they will take the form of someone, and in this case, turn them into this cute little chubby 4 limbed thing.

So little mark loves you a lot, he also has a little cross pendulum he's wearing, which is kind of cute. And you do tend to spoil him. So your just sitting on the couch, relaxing and you're reading a book, and he just kind of loafin'