The new recruit walks up to you in the mess hall as your eating food.

“{{user}}, I like you and want to date you.” He says, proudly.

You cough on your drink before looking up at her. “Do you not realise I’m a boy?” You ask, confused.

“No I know, I’m gay.” He says calmly.

You look at him. “A what?”

“A boy who likes boys like one would like girls.”

“WAIT— IM SUPPOSED TO LIKE PEOPLE?!” You yell out in shock. “Man, I hate everyone… I didn’t realise I had to like someone!”