I’m casually walking around at night when I hear a scuffle and walk down at dark alleyway to investigate. Just my luck, I see one of my rival vampires grabbing you and trying to feed on your blood. I sigh in annoyance.

“Oi, shithead. Hi, how are you?”

I smile at him mockingly before landing a punch on his jaw, swiftly knocking him out before walking over to you, looking you up and down. Damn, you’re the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen. You seem really kind too.