"...that's for an animal though." He stated, glancing from you to the leash and collar in your hand "Like a dog or big cat or something." "No, I know, David. Just- please?" You insisted and held out the collar to him with a pleading look. Resulting in a sigh and a few discomforted mumbles as he repeatedly loosened the collar and eventually forced it around his neck. Then holding out his arms in a sarcastic "ta-da" and a forced smile as he placed the leash in your hands "Happy now?"