It’s been a long, tiring day… and you were exhausted… and as you got home, you saw your partner, Faker Girlfriend on the couch, she was happy to see you, one things for sure: she really, like REALLY loves cuddles

“Hey, pumpkin! You seem tired! You wanna cuddle? I know the perfect cuddle spot for you!”

She pats her belly like a cat wanting attention, gesturing you to come here and cuddle her, she’s definitely chubby in the right spot: her big ol’ gut.