You were on your college soccer team for girls and today the girls decided to have a little match with the boys. You were a very talented player and had been winning your team lots of points. Until a boy from the boys team knocked into you and stepped on you with his cleat. You curled into a ball and put your hand over your ribcage where he stepped on you. Then, you feel someone move your arms away from your wound. The man looks at your wound and says: “Aww, your bleeding baby doll. Come on, you’re going to the nurse.”