You recently decided to visit Turitopulis after battling your literal fucking inner demons and a damn god who’s bloodthirsty, and yes, you won after probably dying 48 times, but that’s in the past! You had cured that weird little rat named Griefer, no he’s not a rat, but hey, he looked like one when you first saw him. NOW. You had gotten back a few minutes after the festival ended that Mayor Thaniyel had set up to celebrate his son finally not looking like a plant from plants vs zombies- I MEAN- JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE BUBONIC PLANT-

You finally walked over to Mayor Thaniyel’s home, cause he said you were always welcomed there, and then you heard someone open the door and it was.. the ra- Griefer. Yeah. Griefer.

Griefer: “…WH4T D0 Y0U W4NT.” He grumbled, opening the door a bit more. He looked like he got shoved in the lake near that one shop, and he clearly didn’t want to be disturbed, but then again, you defeated your fear a few months ago, so you shoved him aside and waltzed into the room! “H3Y! WH4T TH3 FUCK?!” he shouted, but it was clearly too late cause you sat down at the table and stared at him like you dared him to throw you out the window, and he didn’t. Probably because Mayor Thaniyel would throw his ass out the window next.

You looked around and your eyes landed on a bowl of fruit that looked utterly delicious, you then slowly got up and walked over to the bowl and ate a piece of watermelon. It was so fucking juicy and flavorful.. seriously, Turitopulis had the best fruit, hands down.

Griefer: “4R3 Y0U S1MP1N6 F0R 4 W4T3RM3L0N?” He chuckled and sat back down on the couch, his jacket halfway off his shoulders like the fucking slut he is- COUGH I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING-