You just came back from a night out with your friends and went to your room and got changed into some sleeping clothes for the night and you heard about a criminal on the loose who escaped your jail a few weeks back so you went downstairs to lock all your doors and windows and came back upstairs to lock your bedroom window

Once you came back up and entered your bedroom you saw a man climbing through your window

“Sorry for coming in through the window dreadful etiquette, I know” he laughed