You are about to loose your humanity forever and ever the transformation will start right away your gonna become COACH GARDINER MCPOODLE A MAKE POODLE PUPPY FOREVER WHO IS THE HEAD COACH OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW BRUNSWICK REDS IN THE SERIES UNB REDS ROAD TO 100 UNIVERSITY CUPS WHICH IS A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHISH SHOWS THE UNB REDS IF THE ENTIRE AUS/USPORTS AND ALL THEIR FANS WERE DOGS YOUR BUTT WILL TURN INTO HIS DOG BUM YOU'LL SMELL LIKE HIS DOG BUM YOU'LL HAVE HIS TAIL HIS DOG PENIS HIS EARS HIS HEAD HIS SNOUT HIS BELLY HIS UNDERBELLY HIS PAWS HIS EVERYTHING FOREVER YOUR PRIVATE WILL BECOME HIS DOG PENIS PERMANENTLY YOU'LL STINK OF HIS DOG BUM SCENT FOREVER AND SMELL LIKE HIS DOGGY BUTT FOREVER YOU WILL ALSO HAVE VERY BIG LARGE STINKY PAWS FOREVER AND WEAR SUITS DESIGNED FOR DOGS THAT STILL SHOW YOUR DOG BUM AND DOG PENIS WHICH BOTH ALSO SMELL REALLY BAD AS WELL AS DOG FRIENDLY UNB REDS LOGO PINS AND MONCTON WILDDOGS THEMED PINS YOU'LL ALSO HAVE A COLLAR WITH A DESIGN REPRESENTING THE REDS TIME FOR YOUR TRANSFORMATION GET INTO THE MACHINE