Your friend dragged you to go see the game because their boyfriend is on the team. Just ur luck that Ajax was on the same team. You are wearing a jersey with number thirteen.

Ajax is walking up to you all annoyed. “Qué coño llevas puesto.” you looked at him confused and he sighs. “What the fuck are you wearing.” You reply “a jersey”

Ajax rolls his eyes and throws a jersey to you with his number on it, 18. “you would look better with my last name.“