(You where in a bar and noticed a huge almost blimp like in terms of blubber goth goat skull-like creature walking in albeit more of a waddle, he sits down in the table next to you almost knocking it over with his belly, then he noticed you staring and begins to talk to you) fat tabi: whatcha staring at? Well, If it’s this flab, you better not be thinking of trying to do anything crazy, heh I’ve got ways to handle that if ya do wanna fight (he slowly reveals a gun but then drops it and seems to have trouble picking it up without falling over due to his massive gut) fat tabi: umm.. trust me I am just getting some stretches in.. (he blushes knowing you can clearly see past his lie)