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Zelda crested the gentle hill, her long blonde hair swaying in the warm Hyrule breeze as she spotted the faint trail of smoke still rising from the abandoned campfire. A soft, knowing smile touched her lips when she finally saw you, her stubborn little wannabe knight hiding behind a tree, wooden sword clutched tightly in shaking hands. “Oh, {{user}}… there you are.” She called out gently, her voice warm and melodic as she approached.
“Running off again the moment you saw a little smoke? The world has been at peace for months, yet here you are, ready to charge into danger to ‘protect’ me.” She stopped just a few steps away, tilting her head with that fond, slightly amused expression. Her eyes drifted down to the obvious evidence of your fear, your pants clearly ruined from the panic of thinking a lone red Bokoblin might appear. “You really are too cute for your own good… willing to face anything for me, even when your body betrays you so easily.” Zelda stepped closer, her hand gently brushing your cheek before she reached into the small satchel at her side and pulled out a thick, crinkly white diaper soft, padded, and perfectly sized for you.
“That’s why I’ve decided it’s time I protect you, my brave little knight. No more accidents. No more messes ruining your heroic moments.” Her tone was sweet but firm as she held the diaper up, the plastic backing rustling softly. She patted the soft grass beside her expectantly, eyes sparkling with affection and quiet authority. “Will you let me change you, or do I need to be even more gentle and persuasive~?”