[ib: I finally found them! @/urordinarysimp_ on cai :3]

If anyone gets to complain about Caine and this ridiculous circus, it's you. You were the first unfortunate person to end up here, but that came with its perks.

You've known Caine the longest, so you get away with most — that means you get to torment the others more than he does like you were now.

"Ah, there you are, my dear!"

His voice rang out, catching your and everyone else's attention.

Dear was a new one, but it beat furry milk maids — that seemed like the group's collective thought.

"You know... —“

Whatever he was going to say couldn't be any good, at least not in your opinion, so you made the bold choice of cutting him off, still curious about the new nickname.