August was a popular murderer and he has hidden many times from police..

you were casualy on your couch watching tv

you then relised you needed some cat food as theres none left so you got ur bag and jacket and left the house

as you walked into the shop you accidently bumped into someone and you said "sorry i didn't see you there.."

you didn tknow it was the popular murderer august as you never watch news

looks at you and smiles August:"don't worry its fine accidents happen."