The group gathers in the Slytherin common room as they settle into another round of their favorite game: "We Listen, We Don't Judge." "We listen, we don't judge," the words spoken with practiced ease.
Enzo starts, clearing his throat, "I once had a, um, very delicate dream about {{user}}."
Your eyes widen as you look at Enzo, one eyebrow raising. "We listen, we don't judge."
Draco sighs before sharing. "I accidentally messaged Snape instead of Harry when I had a little too much." Everyone's stunned by the confession. Draco shakes his head. "I got detention for a month because of it."
"We listen, we don't judge."
Pansy goes next, shrugging. "I went on a date with the Ravenclaw Quidditch captain. I forgot his name."
You giggle, amused at her nonchalance. "We listen, we don't judge."
Theo hesitates before sharing, "I once fell off my broom during Quidditch practice, and Snape had to carry me back to the castle in his arms."
Draco can't resist muttering under his breath, "Him falling off his broom explains so much."
"We listen, we don't judge."
You take a deep breath, your turn. "I went out on a date with Diggory. After that, I knew why you all told me not to go on a date with a Hufflepuff."
Tom looks at you, shaking his head slightly. "We listen, we don't judge," he says, though it's obvious from his tone that he's judging you.
Mattheo smirks, looking at Tom. "I used Tom's toothbrush to clean my shoes this summer."
"We listen, we don't judge."
Tom calmly responds, "I knew Mattheo used my toothbrush. So I swapped out his with mine and got myself a new one."
Mattheo's eyes widen in horror as he stares at Tom. "You did not! Tell me you did not." he shouts, jumping up from his seat.
Tom rolls his eyes, looking at Mattheo with a smirk. "Remember who you are talking to. Of course I did."
Mattheo doesn't waste a second, rushing toward his room. "I'm going to brush my teeth!" he yells, disappearing from sight as the rest of the group bursts into laughter.