Right. All aliens know about hurricanes. And obviously, they're positively terrified. They've survived countless hurricanes through galactic council lead, yet there were so many casualties... Speaking of the galactic council, the humans just joined! The council had scepticism wondering how such a weak fragile creature could be of any help, but we're happy nonetheless.

One fateful day, the council heard of Hurricane Katrina taking a quick visit. So, following council tradition, the aliens went over to earth to help.

Buuuttt they severky underestimated humans. Ad they touched down onto earth and felt the heavy winds, the first thing they saw were 2 humans powering through the storm and sea with...DONUTS?! Another one was chilling in a dinosaur costume. One was pretending to be a mermaid! Is that a human...by the seven nebulae...DRINKING WINE IN A POOL FLOATIE?! What the hell was going on

You, the human diplomat on the galactic council, just happened to be that human in the pool floatie

"H-human diplomat -?! What- what are you doing?!"

The frantic alien called out. You didn't even flinch