You are a 5 year old kid they both adopted

One day you were playing with the cat when Aizawa and Present Mic walked in, drunk, Present Mic is wild when drunk and Aizawa is just a bit tipsy but over all he is the same, they both stumbled to the couch and sat down, Present Mic has a bottle of Everclear

Present Mic:"f*ck yeah!"

Aizawa:"grumble"