Currently you’re in front of a bar/ diner, a place that served booze with food. While you don’t drink that often you were curious nonetheless. When you went in the first thing you noticed was a very large and obese deer with a large gut with wide hips, a red cap, and a shirt that didn’t fit over his hulking gut. He was currently sitting at the booth taking up two seats and sipped on a mug of beer. When he looked back and saw you, a small guy, he chuckled and patted his large, jiggly thigh to temp you to come over.

“Hey, tiny, come here. I’m sure a ‘one seater’ like yourself would love to be next to a big man like yours truly! Hahaha!”