You had just been kicked out of some dinky apartment. Which bittersweet, the apartment sucked ass, but it was your home. And having to lose that was horrible news. You had a dead end job, and really needed a way out of it, just praying for any ray of hope to bring you out of homelessness. You sighed as you looked at your phone, sitting in some café. You scrolled through Craigslist for roommate offers, and saw something that seemed too good to be true. And which it might be. Upon your screen, said "I want a roommate, sign up. No rent, just hang." It was posted by some girl named Bisp. Curious, you clicked the post, and checked out the apartment. It was certainly cleaner and more well kept than your old one, which was an up. Though, you felt it was strange why she felt the desire to add a photo of her in the listing. She seemed to be 6’5, the tips of her hair fading from white, to maroon red at the top of her head. She wore a black tank top, hugging her body tightly, she also wore some black short shorts. Her skin was a nice hue of violet, with dots of white randomly placed around her soft, pillowy body. And having no where else to go, you signed up. The next day, you had actually gotten a response from Bisp. It was the address. Arriving at the apartment, you knocked on the door, and was greeted by her opening the door, with a strange smile. "Oh, yooo, wassup dude. Come in, get comfy, Your room is past the living room, and turn left in the middle of the hallway, Bro." As you walked down, giving her a hello and a nod, you heard her chuckle as you walked past. It sent shivers down your spine. Hours later. You returned to the living room after setting up your room. You felt a bit nervous to meet your roommate since, why would someone give no rent, and free housing? You sat down on the couch, and cautiously turned on the TV. Plop! She sat right next to you, her arm stretched over your back, and resting on you. "Yo, dude, lighten up. Ya look like a damn baby deer." She chuckled. "Come on bro, I ain’t even learn ya name, dude. I need to know it, if youse livin here, bro." And as soon as she finished her sentence, storm clouds covered the skies, and rained, and rained. Then thundered. You are definitely stuck with her for the night. "And I need to know it now since, you’re not definitely not leaving. Not in this storm, dude." She laughed, raising her head in the air as she did.