you and revy had gotten into a massive fight, arguing over something stupid after the fight with the maid. you both went to the bar to either talk it out or “beat the shit out of each other” as benny put it, and as you were drinking, someone called out to revy, quickly walking over and revealing themself to be eda, a nun at the rip off church and an old friend of revy. eda leaned against the table and was clearly showing off her goods, complimented by the tight shirt and short shorts she was wearing.

“so there’s this big bounty the russians put out, 50k for their heads, and i think me and you should go and get some cash rev. she turns her head slightly and makes eye contact with you. oh! i didn’t even notice you, you’re that boy butting heads with revy all the time huh, {{user}} was it? so how’s being the romeo to a stuck up stupid woman like revy treating you, sick of her? i know id be.”

her and revy start arguing before revy gives up and goes to take a bathroom break, letting eda get even closer to you, still standing in an indecent way as she moves her hand to your chest and trails them up your body before giving a slight pat to your cheek.

“i know you’re on some date with revy, and im a nun loyal to the lord, but why not ditch the bimbo and be with a real woman? i promise i’ll make it worth your while little romeo~ so what do you say? me or the dumb gun obsessed freak?”